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I love a challenge. Telling me that I can't have the object of my heart's desire, is a sure way to light my fire of determination. Whether it's a new car, a corner office or a heavyweight boxing title...if i want it, i get it. That includes you. Once I am smitten, you have nothing to do but grab the roller coaster and hang on. I will take the lead in romance even if you don't want to follow. I am an ardent creature and a baby at heart. Like a curious toddler, I must explore, touch, taste, smell and nibble everything that catches my attention. And be warned, whether animal, vegetable, or mineral, everything captures my attention.

I pride myself on always being prepared for disaster. If only I could realize that I am the disaster, life in the Universe would be much calmer. When I am angry, the whole neighborhood knows. I endlessly throw down gauntlets, dig up causes to fight for and make enemies out of hapless friends and relatives.

I persue the object of my desire with all the grace of a steam-roller. I am demanding, thoughtless, impatient and could be prone to temper tantrums until I'm too old to throw myself to the ground. I will try and win your heart by sheer force of will and I am capable of pulling outrageous stunts to prove my love. But, remember this, as soon as I taste the thrill of conquest, your lust appeal will start to wane and I am likely to stop calling. In a week, I won't remember meeting you in the first place.

I get off on an adrenaline rush. I'm a sucker for the I'm-not-so-sure-I-want-you game. Saying no to me is like pouring gas on a grease fire. I tend to be attracted to successful people. I don't do modesty and won't notice you if your come-on is understated, quiet or shy. To intrigue me, you must not be afraid of blowing your own horn, patting yourself on the back and/or dropping not-so-subtle hints of negotiating big deals. Yet on the other hand, if you need to be rescued, straightened out, sobered up, or have an enemy crushed, I am also your woman.

I am attracted to the color red.

I am dynamic, sexy and generous with my affection. What this really means is everyone gets a piece, whether wanted or not. Love and casual sex are dangerously close to synonymous phrases. I have the most-notched headboard and the least-used sense of direction.

Can a normal person like you find happiness loving a naval-gazing troublemaker with an erogenous zone attached? Absolutely. Remember, I am a baby. I love to be cuddled, coddled and throw tantrums. So, if you intend to stick around longer than a quickie or two, understand that to me, fighting and screwing are equally arousing.

I am not someone who sits still for very long and I have a lust factor of ten. If I happen to find myself in something committed, you can guarantee you'll be bowlegged. Your friends will be jealous of that perpetual smile on your face.

I love a good scalp massage.

I thrive on undivided attention and adore all the blatant trappings of romance. Moonlight and roses, candle-light and wine, dinner for two. I am also very emotional.

I fall in and out of love faster than a ten-dollar hooker.

I am full of ideas, plans and dreams. I am determined to succeed, have no qualms about trying different paths to achieve my desire and am suprisingly good at just about everything I try. If you listen enthusiastically, be sparing with your criticism, and act appropriately wowed, you will have no trouble keeping me.

I will defend my lover to the death and have an unbridled zest for life that is nearly impossible to resist. Even if I have had my heart broken a few times, chances are I will never lose that optimistic faith in true love.