today i walked greenwich village
snapped shots of familiar dreams
'86'ed it
chumley's-style
sat where albee did.
greetings!
sightings!
2011
- monday, may 16th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- sunday, may 15th kittens of comedy @ second city, TBD
- friday, april 29th KASHKA @ the garrison , 9pm
- saturday, april 2nd TMS @ gentrify brooklyn, 10 pm
- thursday, march 31st TMS @ the pit, NYC 8pm
- saturday, march 26th TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, march 6th TMS@ the scene/comedy bar, 730pm
- friday, feb 18th TMS @ naked fridays/JCB theatre, 9pm
- monday, jan 31st IMPROBABLES @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- thursday, jan 27th TMS @ mytapes/comedy bar, 9pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
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2010
- wednesdays, THE LEAGUE @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, dec 19th @ loner show, the rivoli, 9pm
- tuesday, dec 14th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- monday, dec 13th @ bad dog, les improbables, 8pm
- friday, dec 10th @ naked fridays, JCB theatre, 8pm
- saturday, nov 13th TMS @ comedy bar, 10pm
- wed, oct. 27th @ carnegie hall show, bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, oct. 22nd @ gong the show, comedy bar, 9pm
- mon, september 27th @ beer prov @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 26th @ coming to canada @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 12th @ iO chicago, clark street, 9pm
- sun, august 1st @ uncle fun, belmont street, chicago, noon
- thurs, june 24 @ going to america @ rearview, 9pm
- wed, june 16, TMS @ sketcomaggedon @ comedy bar, 8pm
- thurs, may 27th, combustion fest. @ comedy bar, 11:30pm
- wednesday, may 12th, duo duo show @ comedy bar, 9pm
- sat, may 8th, mary janes of comedy @ fixpoint studio, 9pm
- sat, march 13th, TMS feat. SYNTHOSAURUS @ comedy bar, 10pm
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2009
- sun. dec. 20th, loner show 5th anniversary @ the rivoli, 9pm
- sunday, november 29th, @ ottawa yuk yuks (TMS)
- saturday, nov. 21st, kittens of comedy @ the bad dog, 10pm
- thurs. nov. 5th, TMS @ SNS show (rearview mirror), 830pm
- friday, october 16th, TMS touches you @ unit 102, 9pm
- saturday, oct 3rd, TMS gets TOPICAL @ unit 102, 9pm
- wed. sept. 9th, carnegie hall show @ bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, september 4th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #2
- wednesday, september 2nd, comedy @ the ossington, 9pm
- friday, august 28th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, august 13th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #1
- wednesday, july 22, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- friday, june 12th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, june 4th, comedy bar, 930pm, fringe fundraiser
- wed. april 15th, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- monday, march 30th, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- sunday, march 15th, rivoli, 9pm, laugh sabbath's loner show
- monday, march 2nd, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- tuesday, february 17th, rivoli, 9pm, sketchdot comedylounge
- monday, february 16th, comedy bar, 8pm, impro a la carte
- monday, february 16th, clinton's, 9pm, the bingo show
- wednesday, february 11th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, february 4th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, january 28th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- friday, january 23rd, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- monday, may 16th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- sunday, may 15th kittens of comedy @ second city, TBD
- friday, april 29th KASHKA @ the garrison , 9pm
- saturday, april 2nd TMS @ gentrify brooklyn, 10 pm
- thursday, march 31st TMS @ the pit, NYC 8pm
- saturday, march 26th TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, march 6th TMS@ the scene/comedy bar, 730pm
- friday, feb 18th TMS @ naked fridays/JCB theatre, 9pm
- monday, jan 31st IMPROBABLES @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- thursday, jan 27th TMS @ mytapes/comedy bar, 9pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
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2010
- wednesdays, THE LEAGUE @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, dec 19th @ loner show, the rivoli, 9pm
- tuesday, dec 14th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- monday, dec 13th @ bad dog, les improbables, 8pm
- friday, dec 10th @ naked fridays, JCB theatre, 8pm
- saturday, nov 13th TMS @ comedy bar, 10pm
- wed, oct. 27th @ carnegie hall show, bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, oct. 22nd @ gong the show, comedy bar, 9pm
- mon, september 27th @ beer prov @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 26th @ coming to canada @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 12th @ iO chicago, clark street, 9pm
- sun, august 1st @ uncle fun, belmont street, chicago, noon
- thurs, june 24 @ going to america @ rearview, 9pm
- wed, june 16, TMS @ sketcomaggedon @ comedy bar, 8pm
- thurs, may 27th, combustion fest. @ comedy bar, 11:30pm
- wednesday, may 12th, duo duo show @ comedy bar, 9pm
- sat, may 8th, mary janes of comedy @ fixpoint studio, 9pm
- sat, march 13th, TMS feat. SYNTHOSAURUS @ comedy bar, 10pm
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2009
- sun. dec. 20th, loner show 5th anniversary @ the rivoli, 9pm
- sunday, november 29th, @ ottawa yuk yuks (TMS)
- saturday, nov. 21st, kittens of comedy @ the bad dog, 10pm
- thurs. nov. 5th, TMS @ SNS show (rearview mirror), 830pm
- friday, october 16th, TMS touches you @ unit 102, 9pm
- saturday, oct 3rd, TMS gets TOPICAL @ unit 102, 9pm
- wed. sept. 9th, carnegie hall show @ bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, september 4th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #2
- wednesday, september 2nd, comedy @ the ossington, 9pm
- friday, august 28th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, august 13th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #1
- wednesday, july 22, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- friday, june 12th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, june 4th, comedy bar, 930pm, fringe fundraiser
- wed. april 15th, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- monday, march 30th, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- sunday, march 15th, rivoli, 9pm, laugh sabbath's loner show
- monday, march 2nd, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- tuesday, february 17th, rivoli, 9pm, sketchdot comedylounge
- monday, february 16th, comedy bar, 8pm, impro a la carte
- monday, february 16th, clinton's, 9pm, the bingo show
- wednesday, february 11th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, february 4th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, january 28th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- friday, january 23rd, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
Friday, December 29, 2006
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
famous titles.
i want to write the greatest song of all time.
i want to play all the instruments in the world.
i want to sing the catchiest refrain you've ever heard.
quarter to eight starts now.
i want to play all the instruments in the world.
i want to sing the catchiest refrain you've ever heard.
quarter to eight starts now.
Saturday, December 09, 2006
episode 2.
it's 9:30 am on a saturday.
i can't sleep and it's not because of love troubles or having to work...
it's because new generation sushi, the restaurant one door down below, is trying to kill us.
almost a year ago, to this day, we had a major fire at the 495.
the cause: unknown, but new generation was to blame.
this morning... episode two was on the verge of beginning, when i heard those familiar sirens beneath my head.
the cause: a pot on a fucking stove.
i grabbed my stuff like a pro, in order of importance because judging by the smoke, i had enough time. but you should never have to call yourself a fire expert.
you should never have to go through this twice, let alone once. it's somewhat traumatic.
way to make me feel safe in my home, new generation. i don't care how good your california rolls are, you'll be hearing from a few tenants who are VERY concerned with your intelligence.
fire=dangerous! fuck tard!
i will forever sleep with my emergency backpack by my side.
i can't sleep and it's not because of love troubles or having to work...
it's because new generation sushi, the restaurant one door down below, is trying to kill us.
almost a year ago, to this day, we had a major fire at the 495.
the cause: unknown, but new generation was to blame.
this morning... episode two was on the verge of beginning, when i heard those familiar sirens beneath my head.
the cause: a pot on a fucking stove.
i grabbed my stuff like a pro, in order of importance because judging by the smoke, i had enough time. but you should never have to call yourself a fire expert.
you should never have to go through this twice, let alone once. it's somewhat traumatic.
way to make me feel safe in my home, new generation. i don't care how good your california rolls are, you'll be hearing from a few tenants who are VERY concerned with your intelligence.
fire=dangerous! fuck tard!
i will forever sleep with my emergency backpack by my side.
pity me.
he: "you have a beautiful smile."
me: (as i turn to show the wine he's about to sip) "thank you, sir."
he: "you must have a boyfriend..."
me: (laughing) "no, no."
(i sigh aside as 'at last' by Etta James begins to blare)
all around me
nostalgia filled the air.
behind the curtain were my dancing shoes and
i pretended you were there.
i closed my eyes,
swung a step with the rose-
and found myself dancing with a stranger.
he sensed my heart belonged to someone else
thought he was in danger.
he's right.
they're all right.
i'm stamped.
me: (as i turn to show the wine he's about to sip) "thank you, sir."
he: "you must have a boyfriend..."
me: (laughing) "no, no."
(i sigh aside as 'at last' by Etta James begins to blare)
all around me
nostalgia filled the air.
behind the curtain were my dancing shoes and
i pretended you were there.
i closed my eyes,
swung a step with the rose-
and found myself dancing with a stranger.
he sensed my heart belonged to someone else
thought he was in danger.
he's right.
they're all right.
i'm stamped.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
sailor to wind.
almost by sarah harmer.
"I almost dialed your number,
When I thought the coast was clear
cause it's looked up for so long at me,
And said call me please.
But the place was closing,
the countergirl turned the sign,
the cooks were getting their coats
and I got mine,
and said goodnight to the sea of empty seats.
And if I am a sailor,
then you are the warm gulf wind,
and you've blown into this little port
and roused my dreams again.
I see my mouth moving when I talk to you,
I do,
I see my lips and I feel like a kid
who can't keep something hid
Cause I've been under the paper you were writing on
you left your impression long after you'd gone
on me,
marks only I can see.
When we say sometime later,
you know that we don't say when,
You have blown into this little port
and roused my dreams again."
"I almost dialed your number,
When I thought the coast was clear
cause it's looked up for so long at me,
And said call me please.
But the place was closing,
the countergirl turned the sign,
the cooks were getting their coats
and I got mine,
and said goodnight to the sea of empty seats.
And if I am a sailor,
then you are the warm gulf wind,
and you've blown into this little port
and roused my dreams again.
I see my mouth moving when I talk to you,
I do,
I see my lips and I feel like a kid
who can't keep something hid
Cause I've been under the paper you were writing on
you left your impression long after you'd gone
on me,
marks only I can see.
When we say sometime later,
you know that we don't say when,
You have blown into this little port
and roused my dreams again."
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
cellphone's dead.
i fixed the remote today. all it needed was new batteries and some tape.
now i'm in front of the tv, a place that i normally don't visit too often.
but... beck is playing live at the rehearsal hall.
they're playing with items on a kitchen table.
just thought i'd make note of how awesome this moment is.
no one is home, volume is up, and i've got peppermint chocolate soy milk in my cup.
awesome.
now i'm in front of the tv, a place that i normally don't visit too often.
but... beck is playing live at the rehearsal hall.
they're playing with items on a kitchen table.
just thought i'd make note of how awesome this moment is.
no one is home, volume is up, and i've got peppermint chocolate soy milk in my cup.
awesome.
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