greetings!

chantale renee is equal parts passion and creativity. improv is her forte.

she wants you to know about TMS.


this is her website.

sightings!

2011

- monday, may 16th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- sunday, may 15th kittens of comedy @ second city, TBD
- friday, april 29th KASHKA @ the garrison , 9pm
- saturday, april 2nd TMS @ gentrify brooklyn, 10 pm
- thursday, march 31st TMS @ the pit, NYC 8pm
- saturday, march 26th TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, march 6th TMS@ the scene/comedy bar, 730pm
- friday, feb 18th TMS @ naked fridays/JCB theatre, 9pm
- monday, jan 31st IMPROBABLES @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- thursday, jan 27th TMS @ mytapes/comedy bar, 9pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm


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2010

- wednesdays, THE LEAGUE @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, dec 19th @ loner show, the rivoli, 9pm
- tuesday, dec 14th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- monday, dec 13th @ bad dog, les improbables, 8pm
- friday, dec 10th @ naked fridays, JCB theatre, 8pm
- saturday, nov 13th TMS @ comedy bar, 10pm
- wed, oct. 27th @ carnegie hall show, bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, oct. 22nd @ gong the show, comedy bar, 9pm
- mon, september 27th @ beer prov @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 26th @ coming to canada @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 12th @ iO chicago, clark street, 9pm
- sun, august 1st @ uncle fun, belmont street, chicago, noon
- thurs, june 24 @ going to america @ rearview, 9pm
- wed, june 16, TMS @ sketcomaggedon @ comedy bar, 8pm
- thurs, may 27th, combustion fest. @ comedy bar, 11:30pm
- wednesday, may 12th, duo duo show @ comedy bar, 9pm
- sat, may 8th, mary janes of comedy @ fixpoint studio, 9pm
- sat, march 13th, TMS feat. SYNTHOSAURUS @ comedy bar, 10pm

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2009

- sun. dec. 20th, loner show 5th anniversary @ the rivoli, 9pm
- sunday, november 29th, @ ottawa yuk yuks (TMS)
- saturday, nov. 21st, kittens of comedy @ the bad dog, 10pm
- thurs. nov. 5th, TMS @ SNS show (rearview mirror), 830pm
- friday, october 16th, TMS touches you @ unit 102, 9pm
- saturday, oct 3rd, TMS gets TOPICAL @ unit 102, 9pm
- wed. sept. 9th, carnegie hall show @ bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, september 4th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #2
- wednesday, september 2nd, comedy @ the ossington, 9pm
- friday, august 28th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, august 13th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #1
- wednesday, july 22, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- friday, june 12th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, june 4th, comedy bar, 930pm, fringe fundraiser
- wed. april 15th, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- monday, march 30th, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- sunday, march 15th, rivoli, 9pm, laugh sabbath's loner show
- monday, march 2nd, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- tuesday, february 17th, rivoli, 9pm, sketchdot comedylounge
- monday, february 16th, comedy bar, 8pm, impro a la carte
- monday, february 16th, clinton's, 9pm, the bingo show
- wednesday, february 11th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, february 4th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, january 28th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- friday, january 23rd, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato

Friday, May 28, 2010

cue trumpets.

i remember exactly what today feels like.
those scorching afternoons,
in the back seat of mom's oldsmobile
with the adult contemporary.

frustrated by the seat-belt, still-
i squint up at Mr. sun
and shout

SU-SU-SSUDIO!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

spontaneous c.

i'm getting a taste of what it's going to be like
and unlike any other vice
it's drawing me
in
and outside the lines.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

forceway.

pasts create the paths
that define us
they map out our direction
tell time along the edges

the present presents
age of wisdom
this glistening, golden nugget
perfectly
ripe for the picking

collided
in the now
magic tension sparks
the light show
no one has ever put on for me

clear like the wind
your soul/shadow slides in,
as the boat to my water
gliding in a blissful sea

un-masked and naked
i am all for thee.

Friday, May 07, 2010

something romantic.

when words don't look like what they should sound
when waters give you unbalance
when shadows lurk through curtains at night
when darkness becomes your spider

like sunlight,
i'll follow you

like sunlight, like sunlight, like sunlight-i-i-i-
i'll follow you

when taking flight to a higher ground
when failure invites a party
when shoelaces entwine around your neck
when wizards destroy your tower

like sunlight,
i'll follow you

like sunlight, like sunlight, like sunlight-i-i-i-
i'll follow you.

when strangers hand you unwanted mail
when heartbreak leads to disorder
when puddles perfectly time their moves
when taste-buds lean towards sour

like sunlight,
i'll follow you

like sunlight, like sunlight, like sunlight-i-i-i-
i'll follow you

when fiction riddles without a reward
when actions sink like treasures
when bedsheets become your world cocoon
oh, when bow-ties lose their power

like sunlight,
i'll follow you

like fragrance, like foul farts, like that guy-i-i-i-
i'll follow you.