greetings!

chantale renee is equal parts passion and creativity. improv is her forte.

she wants you to know about TMS.


this is her website.

sightings!

2011

- monday, may 16th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- sunday, may 15th kittens of comedy @ second city, TBD
- friday, april 29th KASHKA @ the garrison , 9pm
- saturday, april 2nd TMS @ gentrify brooklyn, 10 pm
- thursday, march 31st TMS @ the pit, NYC 8pm
- saturday, march 26th TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, march 6th TMS@ the scene/comedy bar, 730pm
- friday, feb 18th TMS @ naked fridays/JCB theatre, 9pm
- monday, jan 31st IMPROBABLES @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- thursday, jan 27th TMS @ mytapes/comedy bar, 9pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm


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2010

- wednesdays, THE LEAGUE @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, dec 19th @ loner show, the rivoli, 9pm
- tuesday, dec 14th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- monday, dec 13th @ bad dog, les improbables, 8pm
- friday, dec 10th @ naked fridays, JCB theatre, 8pm
- saturday, nov 13th TMS @ comedy bar, 10pm
- wed, oct. 27th @ carnegie hall show, bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, oct. 22nd @ gong the show, comedy bar, 9pm
- mon, september 27th @ beer prov @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 26th @ coming to canada @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 12th @ iO chicago, clark street, 9pm
- sun, august 1st @ uncle fun, belmont street, chicago, noon
- thurs, june 24 @ going to america @ rearview, 9pm
- wed, june 16, TMS @ sketcomaggedon @ comedy bar, 8pm
- thurs, may 27th, combustion fest. @ comedy bar, 11:30pm
- wednesday, may 12th, duo duo show @ comedy bar, 9pm
- sat, may 8th, mary janes of comedy @ fixpoint studio, 9pm
- sat, march 13th, TMS feat. SYNTHOSAURUS @ comedy bar, 10pm

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2009

- sun. dec. 20th, loner show 5th anniversary @ the rivoli, 9pm
- sunday, november 29th, @ ottawa yuk yuks (TMS)
- saturday, nov. 21st, kittens of comedy @ the bad dog, 10pm
- thurs. nov. 5th, TMS @ SNS show (rearview mirror), 830pm
- friday, october 16th, TMS touches you @ unit 102, 9pm
- saturday, oct 3rd, TMS gets TOPICAL @ unit 102, 9pm
- wed. sept. 9th, carnegie hall show @ bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, september 4th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #2
- wednesday, september 2nd, comedy @ the ossington, 9pm
- friday, august 28th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, august 13th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #1
- wednesday, july 22, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- friday, june 12th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, june 4th, comedy bar, 930pm, fringe fundraiser
- wed. april 15th, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- monday, march 30th, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- sunday, march 15th, rivoli, 9pm, laugh sabbath's loner show
- monday, march 2nd, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- tuesday, february 17th, rivoli, 9pm, sketchdot comedylounge
- monday, february 16th, comedy bar, 8pm, impro a la carte
- monday, february 16th, clinton's, 9pm, the bingo show
- wednesday, february 11th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, february 4th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, january 28th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- friday, january 23rd, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato

Saturday, February 28, 2009

smile upon me.

"go in it" - i said,
gesturing towards the cardboard box you took shelter from.
"it's wicked cold out."

"all i've got
is this garlic bread,
and this cheesecake was twelve dollars."

your one-sided wink
looks awfully humble.

so, i second guess it.

exposed,
like my tight little legs,
i feel your pain
mister pigeon.

stay warm.

Friday, February 20, 2009

the metamorphosis.

it's time i run the show.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

calling my bluff.

hiding behind similar bushes,
we sporadically pounce with
insults and jabs
that speak of interest.

belongings
surround my space,
like a marked territory.

we are scared to confirm this possession.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

downpour.

like a giant pressure wave
caving in on self-inflicted wounds,
my vinegar stings.

tears, immune to this pain.
empty, like the clouds without rain.

Monday, February 09, 2009

two weeks.

by: grizzly bear.

"save up all the days
a routine malaise
just like yesterday
i told you i would stay

would you always
maybe sometimes
make it easy
take your time

think of all the ways
momentary phase
just like yesterday
i told you i would stay

every time you try
quarter half the mile
just like yesterday
i told you i would stay

would you always
maybe sometimes
make it easy
take your time"

listen.

Saturday, February 07, 2009

no comprende.

there are many "you"s in my lust library
and it's becoming a tiresome game,
with a double shame.

yet i still crave attention.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

MY FRIEND.

you are two feet and an arms length from me.

and

i sit,
like i do
writing the night away.

we're in danger.