greetings!

chantale renee is equal parts passion and creativity. improv is her forte.

she wants you to know about TMS.


this is her website.

sightings!

2011

- monday, may 16th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- sunday, may 15th kittens of comedy @ second city, TBD
- friday, april 29th KASHKA @ the garrison , 9pm
- saturday, april 2nd TMS @ gentrify brooklyn, 10 pm
- thursday, march 31st TMS @ the pit, NYC 8pm
- saturday, march 26th TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, march 6th TMS@ the scene/comedy bar, 730pm
- friday, feb 18th TMS @ naked fridays/JCB theatre, 9pm
- monday, jan 31st IMPROBABLES @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- thursday, jan 27th TMS @ mytapes/comedy bar, 9pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm


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2010

- wednesdays, THE LEAGUE @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, dec 19th @ loner show, the rivoli, 9pm
- tuesday, dec 14th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- monday, dec 13th @ bad dog, les improbables, 8pm
- friday, dec 10th @ naked fridays, JCB theatre, 8pm
- saturday, nov 13th TMS @ comedy bar, 10pm
- wed, oct. 27th @ carnegie hall show, bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, oct. 22nd @ gong the show, comedy bar, 9pm
- mon, september 27th @ beer prov @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 26th @ coming to canada @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 12th @ iO chicago, clark street, 9pm
- sun, august 1st @ uncle fun, belmont street, chicago, noon
- thurs, june 24 @ going to america @ rearview, 9pm
- wed, june 16, TMS @ sketcomaggedon @ comedy bar, 8pm
- thurs, may 27th, combustion fest. @ comedy bar, 11:30pm
- wednesday, may 12th, duo duo show @ comedy bar, 9pm
- sat, may 8th, mary janes of comedy @ fixpoint studio, 9pm
- sat, march 13th, TMS feat. SYNTHOSAURUS @ comedy bar, 10pm

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2009

- sun. dec. 20th, loner show 5th anniversary @ the rivoli, 9pm
- sunday, november 29th, @ ottawa yuk yuks (TMS)
- saturday, nov. 21st, kittens of comedy @ the bad dog, 10pm
- thurs. nov. 5th, TMS @ SNS show (rearview mirror), 830pm
- friday, october 16th, TMS touches you @ unit 102, 9pm
- saturday, oct 3rd, TMS gets TOPICAL @ unit 102, 9pm
- wed. sept. 9th, carnegie hall show @ bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, september 4th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #2
- wednesday, september 2nd, comedy @ the ossington, 9pm
- friday, august 28th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, august 13th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #1
- wednesday, july 22, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- friday, june 12th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, june 4th, comedy bar, 930pm, fringe fundraiser
- wed. april 15th, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- monday, march 30th, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- sunday, march 15th, rivoli, 9pm, laugh sabbath's loner show
- monday, march 2nd, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- tuesday, february 17th, rivoli, 9pm, sketchdot comedylounge
- monday, february 16th, comedy bar, 8pm, impro a la carte
- monday, february 16th, clinton's, 9pm, the bingo show
- wednesday, february 11th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, february 4th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, january 28th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- friday, january 23rd, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato

Friday, May 30, 2008

the silence between the haze.

i've seen those eyes of yours
in a vulnerable state.
still,
no one knows
how tight you held me-

an obstacle course of time
this has become.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

all smiles.

i've grown accustomed to your soothing voice
and it instantly puts me in a good mood.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

terrestrial arachnid.

you snap like a pet turtle
i wish i had.
it comes across vicious
like snake eyes

sharp

it always hits home.

metronome.

here's where you'll see what my heart wants to say
here's where you'll spy and found out how to play
here's where i'll force a rhyme, if need be
here's where i'll set fire to resemble free.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

patience.

i keep looking at your picture.

that one that really turns me on.

and i keep thinking,

i can't wait, i can't wait.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

squint.

the birds are chirping?

hello, new routine.

Friday, May 09, 2008

15 step.

the swaying hand moves i make to this song
bring me back to some time
where my hazy heart was vacant.

it's a special place he'd thought he'd always hold.
regrettably
only i,
can hold my heart

someone has stepped into the limelight.
since then,
things have gone plural with him.

Monday, May 05, 2008

i wish

i wish it was the fifties
and i, elaine may.

bike diaries.

curled up in my white chair, legs crossed, my wrists pinch in discomfort from this laptop.

a monster smile is on my face.
i really like him.

this, however, is in no relation to this story:

a few weeks ago, when things were top shelf, something happened. i was riding my newly-repaired cruiser, like a champ and zipping to and from events with that moment-specific feeling... i was like a kid again, reunited with an old friend. we sang show tunes down the avenues and had the neighbors talking.

to add to that moment, i had the brilliant idea of duct-taping my ipod to my handle bars. one word- DASHBOARD. i know. you're thinking : THIS SHOULD BE INVENTED ALREADY, right? well this new creation of mine works out, for a few days, until i decide to forget it while locking up (let's say evening-ish). the next morning, while preparing for a busy day, i scramble to find my missing ipod and disregard the fact that it could possibly still be out there.

when i stepped outside, i saw my ipod, untouched. earphones dangling and all.
we're talking 8:30am, bright and sunny bloor street, baby.
i considered it a sign from above.
good karma, for sure.

here's the funny.

this evening, while attempting to depart for yet another comedy show, my hand quickly slipped off my right handle bar. someone had decided to slip a condom on it. at first, "clever" came to mind, but then "revenge" also.

who was out to get me? am i really a bike cop?

oh toronto. you amaze me.