greetings!

chantale renee is equal parts passion and creativity. improv is her forte.

she wants you to know about TMS.


this is her website.

sightings!

2011

- monday, may 16th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- sunday, may 15th kittens of comedy @ second city, TBD
- friday, april 29th KASHKA @ the garrison , 9pm
- saturday, april 2nd TMS @ gentrify brooklyn, 10 pm
- thursday, march 31st TMS @ the pit, NYC 8pm
- saturday, march 26th TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, march 6th TMS@ the scene/comedy bar, 730pm
- friday, feb 18th TMS @ naked fridays/JCB theatre, 9pm
- monday, jan 31st IMPROBABLES @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- thursday, jan 27th TMS @ mytapes/comedy bar, 9pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm


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2010

- wednesdays, THE LEAGUE @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, dec 19th @ loner show, the rivoli, 9pm
- tuesday, dec 14th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- monday, dec 13th @ bad dog, les improbables, 8pm
- friday, dec 10th @ naked fridays, JCB theatre, 8pm
- saturday, nov 13th TMS @ comedy bar, 10pm
- wed, oct. 27th @ carnegie hall show, bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, oct. 22nd @ gong the show, comedy bar, 9pm
- mon, september 27th @ beer prov @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 26th @ coming to canada @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 12th @ iO chicago, clark street, 9pm
- sun, august 1st @ uncle fun, belmont street, chicago, noon
- thurs, june 24 @ going to america @ rearview, 9pm
- wed, june 16, TMS @ sketcomaggedon @ comedy bar, 8pm
- thurs, may 27th, combustion fest. @ comedy bar, 11:30pm
- wednesday, may 12th, duo duo show @ comedy bar, 9pm
- sat, may 8th, mary janes of comedy @ fixpoint studio, 9pm
- sat, march 13th, TMS feat. SYNTHOSAURUS @ comedy bar, 10pm

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2009

- sun. dec. 20th, loner show 5th anniversary @ the rivoli, 9pm
- sunday, november 29th, @ ottawa yuk yuks (TMS)
- saturday, nov. 21st, kittens of comedy @ the bad dog, 10pm
- thurs. nov. 5th, TMS @ SNS show (rearview mirror), 830pm
- friday, october 16th, TMS touches you @ unit 102, 9pm
- saturday, oct 3rd, TMS gets TOPICAL @ unit 102, 9pm
- wed. sept. 9th, carnegie hall show @ bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, september 4th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #2
- wednesday, september 2nd, comedy @ the ossington, 9pm
- friday, august 28th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, august 13th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #1
- wednesday, july 22, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- friday, june 12th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, june 4th, comedy bar, 930pm, fringe fundraiser
- wed. april 15th, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- monday, march 30th, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- sunday, march 15th, rivoli, 9pm, laugh sabbath's loner show
- monday, march 2nd, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- tuesday, february 17th, rivoli, 9pm, sketchdot comedylounge
- monday, february 16th, comedy bar, 8pm, impro a la carte
- monday, february 16th, clinton's, 9pm, the bingo show
- wednesday, february 11th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, february 4th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, january 28th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- friday, january 23rd, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato

Monday, March 31, 2008

april's fool.

tomorrow is the day i wish i was born.
mom knows this
and she argues that i was lazy-
probably.
i sport the jester hat.

i spent today in a place i could have been
a u-turn, i'd say.

we spoke a language that comforts the change
i want to go back
that's what i crave.

impro: mixte et comparee
qui a pour theme: le changement d'une vie
nombres de joueurs: illimite
categorie: sans paroles
duree: ?

penalite!

montreal never greets me with nice weather.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

worst news ever.

where's my pinata filled with candy?
or my afternoon party in the ronald mcdonald caboose?

everyone gets a loot bag!

"once you turn 25, there ARE no more candles."

dirty laundry



insert school girl laugh here.

Friday, March 28, 2008

something you didn't know.

i have this weird thing that i do when i write,

I start Some Words in the Sentence with Capital Letters.

Then I go back and edit that Sentence and find myself removing the Capital Letters from some of the words.

And then, more punctuation!

now my work is complete-
read to the beat.


you don't know how long i've wanted to be in this room again.


creating.

maybe it's him.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

it's my party


and i'll cry if i want to.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

sweet dreams.

the french doors swing open
alone in london.
i want to pencil you in
-my late night snack.

oh wait, never mind- i have the date newtons.

is it weird that i brought the date newtons on tour?

mmMmm.
they aren't as sweet as you.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

important decision!

it is time to play more harmonica.

my party giraffe.

your karma gauge descends,
like our sharp steps to the street.

your fear regrets conquest,
as you still refrain from me.

the sounds of slamming doors-
mixed with heals and pounding beats,

will haunt your days and nights,
i can almost guarantee.

we are home tonight.

in a good way.

hello stache-
good to see you.


slow happy.

record shopping for breakfast.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

great day.

TWO WORDS.

hotel room
cold stella
home base
new scarf
honey lemon