greetings!

chantale renee is equal parts passion and creativity. improv is her forte.

she wants you to know about TMS.


this is her website.

sightings!

2011

- monday, may 16th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- sunday, may 15th kittens of comedy @ second city, TBD
- friday, april 29th KASHKA @ the garrison , 9pm
- saturday, april 2nd TMS @ gentrify brooklyn, 10 pm
- thursday, march 31st TMS @ the pit, NYC 8pm
- saturday, march 26th TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, march 6th TMS@ the scene/comedy bar, 730pm
- friday, feb 18th TMS @ naked fridays/JCB theatre, 9pm
- monday, jan 31st IMPROBABLES @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- thursday, jan 27th TMS @ mytapes/comedy bar, 9pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm


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2010

- wednesdays, THE LEAGUE @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, dec 19th @ loner show, the rivoli, 9pm
- tuesday, dec 14th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- monday, dec 13th @ bad dog, les improbables, 8pm
- friday, dec 10th @ naked fridays, JCB theatre, 8pm
- saturday, nov 13th TMS @ comedy bar, 10pm
- wed, oct. 27th @ carnegie hall show, bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, oct. 22nd @ gong the show, comedy bar, 9pm
- mon, september 27th @ beer prov @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 26th @ coming to canada @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 12th @ iO chicago, clark street, 9pm
- sun, august 1st @ uncle fun, belmont street, chicago, noon
- thurs, june 24 @ going to america @ rearview, 9pm
- wed, june 16, TMS @ sketcomaggedon @ comedy bar, 8pm
- thurs, may 27th, combustion fest. @ comedy bar, 11:30pm
- wednesday, may 12th, duo duo show @ comedy bar, 9pm
- sat, may 8th, mary janes of comedy @ fixpoint studio, 9pm
- sat, march 13th, TMS feat. SYNTHOSAURUS @ comedy bar, 10pm

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2009

- sun. dec. 20th, loner show 5th anniversary @ the rivoli, 9pm
- sunday, november 29th, @ ottawa yuk yuks (TMS)
- saturday, nov. 21st, kittens of comedy @ the bad dog, 10pm
- thurs. nov. 5th, TMS @ SNS show (rearview mirror), 830pm
- friday, october 16th, TMS touches you @ unit 102, 9pm
- saturday, oct 3rd, TMS gets TOPICAL @ unit 102, 9pm
- wed. sept. 9th, carnegie hall show @ bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, september 4th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #2
- wednesday, september 2nd, comedy @ the ossington, 9pm
- friday, august 28th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, august 13th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #1
- wednesday, july 22, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- friday, june 12th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, june 4th, comedy bar, 930pm, fringe fundraiser
- wed. april 15th, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- monday, march 30th, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- sunday, march 15th, rivoli, 9pm, laugh sabbath's loner show
- monday, march 2nd, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- tuesday, february 17th, rivoli, 9pm, sketchdot comedylounge
- monday, february 16th, comedy bar, 8pm, impro a la carte
- monday, february 16th, clinton's, 9pm, the bingo show
- wednesday, february 11th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, february 4th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, january 28th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- friday, january 23rd, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato

Monday, February 25, 2008

balls out.

you caught me
in my tracks

i want to run my hands
through your salt and pepper.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

enjoy.



T.S Eliot Vs. Portishead

The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

Saturday, February 23, 2008

words of advice.

i had a dream-
in a place from my youth,
you came to pick her up.
to your surprise-
i answered the door.
beating you angry
with words and fists.

"don't you EVER do that to another woman!"

i think i bruised your crotch.

when i woke,
the anger disappeared
but i wonder now
if our interests
will cross paths this season.

we had scored the jackpot-
in mind and bed.
then again
there was a constant, thick
haze of smoke
overshadowing our acquaintance.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

the worse for wear.

something was off.
flashing lights!
sound alarm!

years interrupted.
glimpses paused!
time out!

startled
with fright-
we aren't
use to the fights
the news was heard today.


heroic,
we stand out.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

overdose'd

you've flooded my inbox
with what was potentially the most romantic thing i've ever received.

'tank' you very much.


just in time for love day.

tonight, i think i may have overdosed on the whole "love" thing. great show, great concept, great people... but something shook me.

while "love", can make you feel so good...
over-saturation! can be a little scary.

"too much of a good thing, can be bad."

this is not to say that love is an awful thing-

"love" is a feeling you can easily toy with.

if you can't accept rejection, "love" is not your game.

"love" can be fierce, if displaced.

it will move.
inspire.
motivate.

though you need to be ready to conquer it's definition.


with that, i will have to create "helmets".

Sunday, February 10, 2008

coward soup.

if you don't call,
i can't say i will give up.

it will find me, one day.