I'm going more and more insane as the day winds down.
When i asked Bonnie (my cube-buddy) for three words...(to somewhat inspire me) she came up with...
happy, wonderful, and slut...
ironically Bonnie is writing her maid of honor speech.
greetings!
sightings!
2011
- monday, may 16th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- sunday, may 15th kittens of comedy @ second city, TBD
- friday, april 29th KASHKA @ the garrison , 9pm
- saturday, april 2nd TMS @ gentrify brooklyn, 10 pm
- thursday, march 31st TMS @ the pit, NYC 8pm
- saturday, march 26th TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, march 6th TMS@ the scene/comedy bar, 730pm
- friday, feb 18th TMS @ naked fridays/JCB theatre, 9pm
- monday, jan 31st IMPROBABLES @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- thursday, jan 27th TMS @ mytapes/comedy bar, 9pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
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2010
- wednesdays, THE LEAGUE @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, dec 19th @ loner show, the rivoli, 9pm
- tuesday, dec 14th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- monday, dec 13th @ bad dog, les improbables, 8pm
- friday, dec 10th @ naked fridays, JCB theatre, 8pm
- saturday, nov 13th TMS @ comedy bar, 10pm
- wed, oct. 27th @ carnegie hall show, bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, oct. 22nd @ gong the show, comedy bar, 9pm
- mon, september 27th @ beer prov @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 26th @ coming to canada @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 12th @ iO chicago, clark street, 9pm
- sun, august 1st @ uncle fun, belmont street, chicago, noon
- thurs, june 24 @ going to america @ rearview, 9pm
- wed, june 16, TMS @ sketcomaggedon @ comedy bar, 8pm
- thurs, may 27th, combustion fest. @ comedy bar, 11:30pm
- wednesday, may 12th, duo duo show @ comedy bar, 9pm
- sat, may 8th, mary janes of comedy @ fixpoint studio, 9pm
- sat, march 13th, TMS feat. SYNTHOSAURUS @ comedy bar, 10pm
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2009
- sun. dec. 20th, loner show 5th anniversary @ the rivoli, 9pm
- sunday, november 29th, @ ottawa yuk yuks (TMS)
- saturday, nov. 21st, kittens of comedy @ the bad dog, 10pm
- thurs. nov. 5th, TMS @ SNS show (rearview mirror), 830pm
- friday, october 16th, TMS touches you @ unit 102, 9pm
- saturday, oct 3rd, TMS gets TOPICAL @ unit 102, 9pm
- wed. sept. 9th, carnegie hall show @ bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, september 4th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #2
- wednesday, september 2nd, comedy @ the ossington, 9pm
- friday, august 28th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, august 13th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #1
- wednesday, july 22, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- friday, june 12th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, june 4th, comedy bar, 930pm, fringe fundraiser
- wed. april 15th, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- monday, march 30th, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- sunday, march 15th, rivoli, 9pm, laugh sabbath's loner show
- monday, march 2nd, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- tuesday, february 17th, rivoli, 9pm, sketchdot comedylounge
- monday, february 16th, comedy bar, 8pm, impro a la carte
- monday, february 16th, clinton's, 9pm, the bingo show
- wednesday, february 11th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, february 4th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, january 28th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- friday, january 23rd, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- monday, may 16th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- sunday, may 15th kittens of comedy @ second city, TBD
- friday, april 29th KASHKA @ the garrison , 9pm
- saturday, april 2nd TMS @ gentrify brooklyn, 10 pm
- thursday, march 31st TMS @ the pit, NYC 8pm
- saturday, march 26th TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, march 6th TMS@ the scene/comedy bar, 730pm
- friday, feb 18th TMS @ naked fridays/JCB theatre, 9pm
- monday, jan 31st IMPROBABLES @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- thursday, jan 27th TMS @ mytapes/comedy bar, 9pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
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2010
- wednesdays, THE LEAGUE @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, dec 19th @ loner show, the rivoli, 9pm
- tuesday, dec 14th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- monday, dec 13th @ bad dog, les improbables, 8pm
- friday, dec 10th @ naked fridays, JCB theatre, 8pm
- saturday, nov 13th TMS @ comedy bar, 10pm
- wed, oct. 27th @ carnegie hall show, bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, oct. 22nd @ gong the show, comedy bar, 9pm
- mon, september 27th @ beer prov @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 26th @ coming to canada @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 12th @ iO chicago, clark street, 9pm
- sun, august 1st @ uncle fun, belmont street, chicago, noon
- thurs, june 24 @ going to america @ rearview, 9pm
- wed, june 16, TMS @ sketcomaggedon @ comedy bar, 8pm
- thurs, may 27th, combustion fest. @ comedy bar, 11:30pm
- wednesday, may 12th, duo duo show @ comedy bar, 9pm
- sat, may 8th, mary janes of comedy @ fixpoint studio, 9pm
- sat, march 13th, TMS feat. SYNTHOSAURUS @ comedy bar, 10pm
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2009
- sun. dec. 20th, loner show 5th anniversary @ the rivoli, 9pm
- sunday, november 29th, @ ottawa yuk yuks (TMS)
- saturday, nov. 21st, kittens of comedy @ the bad dog, 10pm
- thurs. nov. 5th, TMS @ SNS show (rearview mirror), 830pm
- friday, october 16th, TMS touches you @ unit 102, 9pm
- saturday, oct 3rd, TMS gets TOPICAL @ unit 102, 9pm
- wed. sept. 9th, carnegie hall show @ bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, september 4th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #2
- wednesday, september 2nd, comedy @ the ossington, 9pm
- friday, august 28th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, august 13th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #1
- wednesday, july 22, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- friday, june 12th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, june 4th, comedy bar, 930pm, fringe fundraiser
- wed. april 15th, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- monday, march 30th, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- sunday, march 15th, rivoli, 9pm, laugh sabbath's loner show
- monday, march 2nd, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- tuesday, february 17th, rivoli, 9pm, sketchdot comedylounge
- monday, february 16th, comedy bar, 8pm, impro a la carte
- monday, february 16th, clinton's, 9pm, the bingo show
- wednesday, february 11th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, february 4th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, january 28th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- friday, january 23rd, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
Friday, January 27, 2006
Thursday, January 26, 2006
day dreaming time away
twiddling my thumbs in trance with the tunes
mom's oldsmobile use to play.
playing with stapples
tape
liquid paper
elastic guns!
anything to make me feel creative
papercuts!
i'm trapped
in this tiny box of repetition
handcuffed to a desk
with a monitor for a brain
there aren't enough colors
air.
or windows.
sporatic energy bursts out
scaring my co-workers
get up and dance
sing like sinatra
talk to yourself
there's nothing wrong with me?
counting down the minutes
calculating life as it crawls by
don't stop day dreaming
slowly going crazy
sharon, lois and bram sang it best.
6,5,4,3,2,1, STOP!
twiddling my thumbs in trance with the tunes
mom's oldsmobile use to play.
playing with stapples
tape
liquid paper
elastic guns!
anything to make me feel creative
papercuts!
i'm trapped
in this tiny box of repetition
handcuffed to a desk
with a monitor for a brain
there aren't enough colors
air.
or windows.
sporatic energy bursts out
scaring my co-workers
get up and dance
sing like sinatra
talk to yourself
there's nothing wrong with me?
counting down the minutes
calculating life as it crawls by
don't stop day dreaming
slowly going crazy
sharon, lois and bram sang it best.
6,5,4,3,2,1, STOP!
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Friday, January 13, 2006
a pocket keeper..
My mind is floating in a state of complete bliss...
All I want on me is your lips, your nibbles, your kiss...
Your brow-altered smile, drives me absolutely wild.
Your energy keeps me inspired, your look turns my thoughts into mush...
I can't get enough of you & your mind-blowing touch.
You make me want to construct a fry colony.
Extra ketchup.
xox
All I want on me is your lips, your nibbles, your kiss...
Your brow-altered smile, drives me absolutely wild.
Your energy keeps me inspired, your look turns my thoughts into mush...
I can't get enough of you & your mind-blowing touch.
You make me want to construct a fry colony.
Extra ketchup.
xox
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
les résultats sont super sexuels!
strangers in the night
exchanging glances
we can't get enough of each other
exploring, laughing, rolling in my sheets.
don't stop what you're doing
and you will win.
exchanging glances
we can't get enough of each other
exploring, laughing, rolling in my sheets.
don't stop what you're doing
and you will win.
Saturday, January 07, 2006
the chronic WHAT?!....cles of NARNIA!
does it take this to make you realize?
your faults,
sefl-realization and doubts
are more vivid than ever
your mind is racing,
tagging your imagination
everyone around you is a suspect
people dressed with authority,
looking down on you.
you're paranoid!
you're scared!
you've laughed it off
write this down.
this may just be life
your last day
you think you're dying
but you're still laughing.
you found the door opened
the guy downstairs was staring
creeped out.
you're being robbed
you're in a movie now
the fucking truman show
you step outside to
watch yourself
you're griping your neck
you're twitching
you're laughing
you're back at it again
on, hilarious
brilliant shit is coming out of our mouths
this is good shit.
do yourself a favour and watch this.
your faults,
sefl-realization and doubts
are more vivid than ever
your mind is racing,
tagging your imagination
everyone around you is a suspect
people dressed with authority,
looking down on you.
you're paranoid!
you're scared!
you've laughed it off
write this down.
this may just be life
your last day
you think you're dying
but you're still laughing.
you found the door opened
the guy downstairs was staring
creeped out.
you're being robbed
you're in a movie now
the fucking truman show
you step outside to
watch yourself
you're griping your neck
you're twitching
you're laughing
you're back at it again
on, hilarious
brilliant shit is coming out of our mouths
this is good shit.
do yourself a favour and watch this.
high as a kite.
i've sticky noted ideas with friends.
after completing the ultimate sex survey on www.nowtoronto.com
here's what they say.
1-girl looking down at her skirt... with voice over saying 'oh yeah, this is the skirt i didn't get raped in', the i-didn't-get-raped-in-this skirt.
2-transport mexicans from california when you are wealthy and make them come to canada, set their shops up and scream 'just make me burritos'!
after completing the ultimate sex survey on www.nowtoronto.com
here's what they say.
1-girl looking down at her skirt... with voice over saying 'oh yeah, this is the skirt i didn't get raped in', the i-didn't-get-raped-in-this skirt.
2-transport mexicans from california when you are wealthy and make them come to canada, set their shops up and scream 'just make me burritos'!
Thursday, January 05, 2006
and so it ends.
2005
a year to remember?
many things
happened
changed
i only feel compelled to compare it through another 'stars' reference.
'live through this, and you won't look back'...
2006 will be the year of
success
love
health &
non-douchebags.
Thanks for the comment juicy fruiter. I wanted to be a park ranger. once. But then I realized I was screaming 'straight'.
a year to remember?
many things
happened
changed
i only feel compelled to compare it through another 'stars' reference.
'live through this, and you won't look back'...
2006 will be the year of
success
love
health &
non-douchebags.
Thanks for the comment juicy fruiter. I wanted to be a park ranger. once. But then I realized I was screaming 'straight'.
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