2005
a year to remember?
many things
happened
changed
i only feel compelled to compare it through another 'stars' reference.
'live through this, and you won't look back'...
2006 will be the year of
success
love
health &
non-douchebags.
Thanks for the comment juicy fruiter. I wanted to be a park ranger. once. But then I realized I was screaming 'straight'.
greetings!
sightings!
2011
- monday, may 16th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- sunday, may 15th kittens of comedy @ second city, TBD
- friday, april 29th KASHKA @ the garrison , 9pm
- saturday, april 2nd TMS @ gentrify brooklyn, 10 pm
- thursday, march 31st TMS @ the pit, NYC 8pm
- saturday, march 26th TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, march 6th TMS@ the scene/comedy bar, 730pm
- friday, feb 18th TMS @ naked fridays/JCB theatre, 9pm
- monday, jan 31st IMPROBABLES @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- thursday, jan 27th TMS @ mytapes/comedy bar, 9pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
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2010
- wednesdays, THE LEAGUE @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, dec 19th @ loner show, the rivoli, 9pm
- tuesday, dec 14th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- monday, dec 13th @ bad dog, les improbables, 8pm
- friday, dec 10th @ naked fridays, JCB theatre, 8pm
- saturday, nov 13th TMS @ comedy bar, 10pm
- wed, oct. 27th @ carnegie hall show, bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, oct. 22nd @ gong the show, comedy bar, 9pm
- mon, september 27th @ beer prov @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 26th @ coming to canada @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 12th @ iO chicago, clark street, 9pm
- sun, august 1st @ uncle fun, belmont street, chicago, noon
- thurs, june 24 @ going to america @ rearview, 9pm
- wed, june 16, TMS @ sketcomaggedon @ comedy bar, 8pm
- thurs, may 27th, combustion fest. @ comedy bar, 11:30pm
- wednesday, may 12th, duo duo show @ comedy bar, 9pm
- sat, may 8th, mary janes of comedy @ fixpoint studio, 9pm
- sat, march 13th, TMS feat. SYNTHOSAURUS @ comedy bar, 10pm
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2009
- sun. dec. 20th, loner show 5th anniversary @ the rivoli, 9pm
- sunday, november 29th, @ ottawa yuk yuks (TMS)
- saturday, nov. 21st, kittens of comedy @ the bad dog, 10pm
- thurs. nov. 5th, TMS @ SNS show (rearview mirror), 830pm
- friday, october 16th, TMS touches you @ unit 102, 9pm
- saturday, oct 3rd, TMS gets TOPICAL @ unit 102, 9pm
- wed. sept. 9th, carnegie hall show @ bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, september 4th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #2
- wednesday, september 2nd, comedy @ the ossington, 9pm
- friday, august 28th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, august 13th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #1
- wednesday, july 22, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- friday, june 12th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, june 4th, comedy bar, 930pm, fringe fundraiser
- wed. april 15th, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- monday, march 30th, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- sunday, march 15th, rivoli, 9pm, laugh sabbath's loner show
- monday, march 2nd, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- tuesday, february 17th, rivoli, 9pm, sketchdot comedylounge
- monday, february 16th, comedy bar, 8pm, impro a la carte
- monday, february 16th, clinton's, 9pm, the bingo show
- wednesday, february 11th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, february 4th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, january 28th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- friday, january 23rd, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- monday, may 16th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- sunday, may 15th kittens of comedy @ second city, TBD
- friday, april 29th KASHKA @ the garrison , 9pm
- saturday, april 2nd TMS @ gentrify brooklyn, 10 pm
- thursday, march 31st TMS @ the pit, NYC 8pm
- saturday, march 26th TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, march 6th TMS@ the scene/comedy bar, 730pm
- friday, feb 18th TMS @ naked fridays/JCB theatre, 9pm
- monday, jan 31st IMPROBABLES @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- thursday, jan 27th TMS @ mytapes/comedy bar, 9pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
----------------
2010
- wednesdays, THE LEAGUE @ bad dog theatre, 8pm
- saturday, jan 22nd TMS @ comedy bar, 8pm
- sunday, dec 19th @ loner show, the rivoli, 9pm
- tuesday, dec 14th TMS @ hard luck bar, 9pm
- monday, dec 13th @ bad dog, les improbables, 8pm
- friday, dec 10th @ naked fridays, JCB theatre, 8pm
- saturday, nov 13th TMS @ comedy bar, 10pm
- wed, oct. 27th @ carnegie hall show, bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, oct. 22nd @ gong the show, comedy bar, 9pm
- mon, september 27th @ beer prov @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 26th @ coming to canada @ comedy bar, 9pm
- thurs, august 12th @ iO chicago, clark street, 9pm
- sun, august 1st @ uncle fun, belmont street, chicago, noon
- thurs, june 24 @ going to america @ rearview, 9pm
- wed, june 16, TMS @ sketcomaggedon @ comedy bar, 8pm
- thurs, may 27th, combustion fest. @ comedy bar, 11:30pm
- wednesday, may 12th, duo duo show @ comedy bar, 9pm
- sat, may 8th, mary janes of comedy @ fixpoint studio, 9pm
- sat, march 13th, TMS feat. SYNTHOSAURUS @ comedy bar, 10pm
----------------
2009
- sun. dec. 20th, loner show 5th anniversary @ the rivoli, 9pm
- sunday, november 29th, @ ottawa yuk yuks (TMS)
- saturday, nov. 21st, kittens of comedy @ the bad dog, 10pm
- thurs. nov. 5th, TMS @ SNS show (rearview mirror), 830pm
- friday, october 16th, TMS touches you @ unit 102, 9pm
- saturday, oct 3rd, TMS gets TOPICAL @ unit 102, 9pm
- wed. sept. 9th, carnegie hall show @ bread and circus, 9pm
- friday, september 4th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #2
- wednesday, september 2nd, comedy @ the ossington, 9pm
- friday, august 28th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, august 13th, unit 102, 9pm, TMS #1
- wednesday, july 22, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- friday, june 12th, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
- thursday, june 4th, comedy bar, 930pm, fringe fundraiser
- wed. april 15th, rearview mirror, 9pm, clever name show
- monday, march 30th, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- sunday, march 15th, rivoli, 9pm, laugh sabbath's loner show
- monday, march 2nd, black swan, 8pm, macro neato
- tuesday, february 17th, rivoli, 9pm, sketchdot comedylounge
- monday, february 16th, comedy bar, 8pm, impro a la carte
- monday, february 16th, clinton's, 9pm, the bingo show
- wednesday, february 11th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, february 4th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- wednesday, january 28th, comedy bar, impro a la carte
- friday, january 23rd, bad dog theatre, 10pm, macro neato
Thursday, January 05, 2006
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This is what I told the MF Juicy Fruiter. ps-wrigley's made the site, those guerilla marketing ass holes. made me waste good hate prose on a non-entity.
Matt:
Please tell me you did not look at my bloG. There
is no way that a
east-coast liberal hippe douche bag like yourself
could have thought it
a good idea to email me after perusing "dogger
doug's california
misadventures." If it was an automatic email to
multiple bloggers, then
you should feel bad that so many people will
discover just how lame you
are. Honestly, my topics include:
Bestiality
Dead Pope jokes
Anal sex
Progeria
ex-Child TV stars
child abuse
Plus, I have not posted a single thing to that
bloG in months! Let me
guess: you google-blogged Panda/Sex/Boys (just out
of "curiosity") and
mine was the fourth hit or something? I did not
even think that bloG
was public. Granted my profile is more vague than
yours, but I can
pretty much make an educated guess about Matt
Bencon, the man, just
from what little you wrote.
Have you ever been to the big city? Was the
honeymoon sex thing you
came across in the park that exciting? Why call
the judge? Dicks were
out, legs were spread--do you really need to
verify the honeymoon
status of these people gettin it on before you let
them go, or was the
clipboard a big man like you carries hiding the
semi hard on you
achieved just from the muffled moan? Did you write
that to seem
straight?
You should have taken notes, your future "fiancee"
would appreciate it.
The two times a month she lets you hit it
missionary style now--only
because you're getting married- could be spruced
up tenfold and may
even last more than 2 minutes! By the way, praying
real hard to Jesus
won't keep your load from reaching one of her
mongoloid Catholic eggs
when those gas station brand bathroom condoms
break during all that
love making. The back door is the only way to go.
If your town is too
small, just hop in your truck and head to the next
Virginian hamlet to
get some name brand rubbers. Save your quarters
for beers at the bar
during NASCAR.
Seriously--what if they had been co-workers, both
married to other
people? Would you get out the flares or salt
pellet rifle? You suck,
way to ruin honeymoon sex for two straight people.
(As opposed to your
honeymoon--which will just confirm hers and my
suspicions).
Here's my suggestion: pop in a piece of Juicy
Fruit or two, (I'd do
two, but I love having two sticks in my mouth at
once) and click on my
bloG one more time. You'll be surprised just how
different we are. If
you just want an internet buddy, try ham radio.
Then, if you feel compelled to reply, please do
so. I just wish you
luck, email is a powerful tool. You have
esentailly sent me a letter in
the mail and asked me to write back. You dick.
Shame on you for busting kids for drinking in the
park, too. If I had
ever encountered a park ranger like you in my
youthful days in
Wisconsin, i'd probably still be in jail for
raping that deer carcas.
Dogger Doug
As for the penny stock, 1000 shares has not traded
on that symbol in
ages. You want to piss away $100? Buy some gum at
Sam's club.
...juicy fruit.....that's the lamest attempt at
masking homosexuality
i've seen since Liberace's motorcycle jacket!
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