Dear Jared Sales.

I am shocked, appalled and visibly insulted by the material you used during your set at the Fresh Meat showcase yesterday evening. I had nothing but complete respect for you as a fellow comic and Humber alumni, until half way through your set. Confused? Let me refresh your memory.

On Monday, March 21st and Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005, I posted up on my 'blog' two very personal entries. Now to clear things up... I don't write on here for anyone but myself. If you chose to read it, be my guest, but these are my published words, archived for whatever purpose. Not for someone else's jokes.

As a comic, I will agree that some of it was potentially humorous, but as a person I have to disagree on your actions. You bastardized what was significantly a hard time for me to go through and word around says you've been using this to your advantage for quite sometime now. I ask you to stop.

I don't care if it's funny, it's my material, no matter which way you look at it. How dare you even think of going ahead with such a 'bit' with me amongst the crowd?

I want you to know that I am hurt. You've made a fool out of me and I don't appreciate it. However, I am glad that you've been enjoying my writing.

Oh, and let's clear one more thing up- I'm twenty-two.

Congratulations on your nomination.